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On a Plate...
An engineering student is walking on campus one day when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle."Where did you get such a rockin' bike?" asked the first.
The second engineer replied "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said 'Take what you want.'"
The second engineer nodded approvingly "Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn't have fitted."
Getting away with it...
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Traffic Policeman's Ball."He replied, "Traffic Policeman don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle and left.