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Divine Right to Ride...

Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle.
They were stopped promptly by a policeman, who said,
"What do you think you are doing? You were going mighty fast there, Fathers."

The priest says, "We were just taking the bike for a spin...see how it runs."

The policeman shakes his head. "I'm going to have to give you a ticket. Driving like that isn't safe. What if you have an accident?"

The priests say, "Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us."

The policeman says, "In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to ride on a motorcycle."

Side Splitter...

What do you call a laughing motorbike?
A yamaha ha.
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