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Simple Simon
Simon wins the lottery and buys a brand new Ferrari for $250,000. He drives the car off the lot and gets stuck in traffic at a busy intersection. An old man on a small motorbike pulls up next to him."That looks like a real fast car, sonny," the old man says.
"It's the fastest car in the world," Simon says.
"Mind if I look inside?" the old man asks.
"Sure," Simon says.
The old man pokes his head inside the car. "That's nice," he says. "But I'll stick with my little motorbike."
The light turns green and Simon floors the gas. Within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 170 miles per hour. Simon looks in his rearview mirror and sees a strange figure about 400 yards behind him.
He slows down a bit and suddenly something extremely fast whips by his car it's the old man on the motorbike!
"Nothing's faster than my Ferrari!" Simon says.
He accelerates to 275 miles per hour, speeding past the old man. Relaxed, Simon checks his hair in his rearview mirror and sees the old man gaining on him again!
He presses on the gas pedal until he reaches the maximum speed of 325 miles per hour. Less than 10 seconds later the old man is close behind him.
Simon rolls to a stop and the old man plows into the back of the Ferrari. Unbelievably, the old man is still alive.
"Oh my gosh!" Simon says. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers his last breath: "Unhook ... my braces ... from your side view mirror."